Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Hydration, Hydration, Hydration


We all know from our early years that the human body is largely made up of water, amazingly structured on a cellular level to prevent us from becoming an amorphous puddle.  Running large distances causes horses to sweat, men to perspire and ladies to glow.  Ergo, I must be a horse. 

This simple heat-management process (cooling the body by the removal of heat through vapourisation) is great, but uses up a lot of your body fluids.  What Pheidippides really needed as he ran from Marathon to Athens in 490BC to report the astounding victory over the Persians was a regular supply of isotonic hydration fluid to provide not just water, but simple, non-complex, sugars and electrolytes.  But as this was yet to be invented and packaged in a portable clear polyethylene terephthalate container with a resealable sipping spout, he collapsed and died.

So, my longer training runs (anything over 5 miles) require logistical support and planning.  I can either run with a bottle of Gatorade (other fluid replacement drinks are available) in my hand for an hour, resisting the temptation to drink the lot in the first five hundred yards, or I arrange a simple drop-box.  Often this is achieved by jumping out of the car half way round on my route recce, or by depositing it early into my run if I'm doing a multi-lap course (e.g. round a reservoir twice etc).  This also acts as a pathetic little incentive to keep going in the early part of the run in order to reach the plastic oasis.  I said right back in the early days of the blog that the psychological battle would be as hard as the physical - and so it is.

One small note of surprise: when I last looked, Lucozade was an old-lady's drink in a glass bottle with an orange cellophane wrapper - now Lucozade is described as a supplier of sports science solutions.  How did that happen?

It's less than three weeks to half-mararthon day.  Please, please, wil you consider sponsoring me?

2 comments:

  1. oh I did enjoy reading this! it's just like hearing you tell one of your many wonderful stories!!

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  2. I'm waiting to give your posts mark for interestingness and will sponsor you accordingly. So far, so good, though I did get bored with seeing the nurses post every time I checked in for a while...

    Anyway, I go for carrying a bottle round with me, as I get really thirsty and like to take frequent sips. But it is a pain. As for sports drinks, I hate them, mostly. They have sweeteners in as well as sugars - I mean, what's the point of that? Surely the sugars that the body needs make it sweet enough?!

    The only ones I'll use are Taut and Boditronics (no chemicals), but they're rarely available in shops. I also dilute them more than they say to. Not that I run more than 5 miles very often...

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